Yakflapcun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered aardvark.

Yakflapcun created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakflapcun, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yakflapcun, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yakflapcun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Yakflapcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help pigs in need.

5. Do not commit murder.