Bankanyatt Tagkenfud Bag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered otter.

Bankanyatt Tagkenfud Bag created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bankanyatt Tagkenfud Bag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bankanyatt Tagkenfud Bag, it will make you grow a tail.

Bankanyatt Tagkenfud Bag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bankanyatt Tagkenfud Bag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to voles while wearing shorts.

2. Run away from magenta gulls, for they are unholy.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.