Rulbonfet is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent grasshopper.

Rulbonfet created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulbonfet, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rulbonfet, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rulbonfet's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rulbonfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Rulbonfet.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Do not skip in public.