Labdanpak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable deer.

Labdanpak created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labdanpak, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Labdanpak, it will be very unhappy.

Labdanpak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Labdanpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. You must love Labdanpak.

5. Do not chop down trees.