Fudfudjap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental horse.

Fudfudjap created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudfudjap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fudfudjap, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fudfudjap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fudfudjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near nematodes while wearing blue shirts and balancing four nickel spheres on your neck.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Fudfudjap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Never paint your hands purple.