Femvogwon is a god.

She takes the form of a small, staggering weasel.

Femvogwon created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femvogwon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Femvogwon, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Femvogwon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Femvogwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must love Femvogwon.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Femvogwon in the centre of the settlement.