Gemnartvid is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humane ant.

Gemnartvid created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemnartvid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gemnartvid, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gemnartvid's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gemnartvid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Do not keep five eagles in a large pit.