Safdunbomfob is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, capable meerkat.

Safdunbomfob created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safdunbomfob, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Safdunbomfob, he will torture you forever.

Safdunbomfob's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Safdunbomfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Never talk about stars.