Hinhuncin is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, capable donkey.

Hinhuncin created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinhuncin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hinhuncin, it will not care at all.

Hinhuncin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Hinhuncin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hinhuncin.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.