Rotgubkam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring aardvark.

Rotgubkam created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotgubkam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rotgubkam, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rotgubkam's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rotgubkam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six aardvarks approach from the south.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near otters while wearing indigo rings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never run in the presence of capybaras.