Damtigsin is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, intelligent raccoon.

Damtigsin created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Damtigsin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Damtigsin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Damtigsin's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Damtigsin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.