Misjigjin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witless shrew.

Misjigjin created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Misjigjin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Misjigjin, it will come to you in dreams.

Misjigjin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Misjigjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Never feed strawberries to geese while wearing trousers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always wear green.