Buttonjat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable armadillo.

Buttonjat created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buttonjat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Buttonjat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Buttonjat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Buttonjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near snails while wearing indigo coats and balancing eight platinum spheres on your head.

2. Never jump in the presence of shrews.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.