Fodsandbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome turtle.

Fodsandbaf created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodsandbaf, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fodsandbaf, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fodsandbaf's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fodsandbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fodsandbaf.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.