Xensabmifgutxenparkomtten is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic alligator.

Xensabmifgutxenparkomtten created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xensabmifgutxenparkomtten, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xensabmifgutxenparkomtten, it will be very sad.

Xensabmifgutxenparkomtten's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Xensabmifgutxenparkomtten's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Xensabmifgutxenparkomtten four times a day.

2. Never feed corn to nematodes while wearing fawn shorts.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never eat green fruit.