Fonarmgodhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, omniscient alligator.

Fonarmgodhiv created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Fonarmgodhiv, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fonarmgodhiv, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fonarmgodhiv's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fonarmgodhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Never wear magenta stockings.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Fonarmgodhiv in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not eat bread.