Hotjopveg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, able cobra.

Hotjopveg created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotjopveg, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hotjopveg, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hotjopveg's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hotjopveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Never jump in the presence of pigs.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Always stare at clouds.