Rakzan is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing shrew.

Rakzan created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakzan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rakzan, it will manifest in front of you.

Rakzan's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Rakzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never wear yellow kilts.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.