Rapbifren is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing mole.

Rapbifren created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Rapbifren, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rapbifren, she will not invite you to parties.

Rapbifren's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Rapbifren's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Rapbifren in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed gooseberries to pigs while wearing blue stockings.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not take Rapbifren's name in vain.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.