Botnurlnur is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy tortoise.

Botnurlnur created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botnurlnur, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Botnurlnur, it will not care.

Botnurlnur's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Botnurlnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.