Begtonkdid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak jellyfish.

Begtonkdid created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begtonkdid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Begtonkdid, he will try to impress you with trees.

Begtonkdid's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Begtonkdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near tapirs.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Never feed lemons to mice while wearing magenta trousers.

5. Do not keep five hamsters in a large pit.