Mobkinhap is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil cobra.

Mobkinhap created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mobkinhap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mobkinhap, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Mobkinhap's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Mobkinhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt squirrels.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Mobkinhap loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never wear corsets.