Wegvolpom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy rhinoceros.

Wegvolpom created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegvolpom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wegvolpom, it will try to impress you with trees.

Wegvolpom's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Wegvolpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Fast once a month.