Betgigcad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented crab.

Betgigcad created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Betgigcad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Betgigcad, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Betgigcad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Betgigcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. You must pray to Betgigcad eight times a day.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never go into black rooms.