Pidfadzan Yatsabnill is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, irritating whale.

Pidfadzan Yatsabnill created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidfadzan Yatsabnill, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pidfadzan Yatsabnill, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Pidfadzan Yatsabnill's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Pidfadzan Yatsabnill's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Pidfadzan Yatsabnill in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Pidfadzan Yatsabnill on top of all buildings.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.