Boncaplog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, sapient mouse.

Boncaplog created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Boncaplog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Boncaplog, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Boncaplog's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Boncaplog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

2. Never feed lots of coconuts to otters while wearing fawn boots.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.