Vinlaglam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective lion.

Vinlaglam created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinlaglam, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vinlaglam, she will turn you into a frog.

Vinlaglam's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Vinlaglam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never mention ducks.