Nilfebfid is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, humane bee.

Nilfebfid created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nilfebfid, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nilfebfid, he will turn you into a mouse.

Nilfebfid's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nilfebfid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Run away from white eagles, for they are unholy.

4. Nilfebfid loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.