Satrakfun is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, proud frog.

Satrakfun created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Satrakfun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Satrakfun, she will boil you in a big pot.

Satrakfun's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Satrakfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about doves.