Ladcarmis is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane bat.

Ladcarmis created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ladcarmis, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ladcarmis, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ladcarmis' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Ladcarmis' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Ladcarmis in the centre of the settlement.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Put Ladcarmis first in all things.

5. Never laugh near horses.