Vagjincimnat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful naga.

Vagjincimnat created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagjincimnat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vagjincimnat, he will destroy your home planet.

Vagjincimnat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Vagjincimnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about gravity near badgers while wearing black coats.