Cumgidgar is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical goat.

Cumgidgar created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumgidgar, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cumgidgar, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cumgidgar's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cumgidgar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan snails for they are unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Cumgidgar in the centre of the settlement.

5. Tortoises are not to be trusted.