Kadgenbug is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, self-assured beaver.

Kadgenbug created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadgenbug, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kadgenbug, she will turn you into a dog.

Kadgenbug's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Kadgenbug's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Always look after injured otters.