Cepyikjan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, pitiless fly.

Cepyikjan created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cepyikjan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cepyikjan, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cepyikjan's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cepyikjan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Cepyikjan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.