Weecadyar is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, stupid fish.

Weecadyar created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weecadyar, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Weecadyar, he will think nothing of it.

Weecadyar's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Weecadyar's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Weecadyar.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never wear turquoise dresses.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Pray towards the west.