Xengen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong bee.

Xengen created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xengen, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xengen, he will boil you in a big pot.

Xengen's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Xengen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Retreat if nine birds approach from the north.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.