Popxinbeg is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak owl.

Popxinbeg created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popxinbeg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Popxinbeg, she will boil you in a big pot.

Popxinbeg's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Popxinbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Worship no other gods but Popxinbeg.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.