Sakpomdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, kind naga.

Sakpomdoss created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakpomdoss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sakpomdoss, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sakpomdoss' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Sakpomdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Sakpomdoss on top of all buildings.

5. Do not keep nine rats in a large pit.