Gedsandbigfabmat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, passionate jellyfish.

Gedsandbigfabmat created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedsandbigfabmat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gedsandbigfabmat, he will turn you into a snail.

Gedsandbigfabmat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gedsandbigfabmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.