Midditwan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, impressive finch.

Midditwan created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midditwan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Midditwan, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Midditwan's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Midditwan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always wear black.

5. Never pour water over plants.