Cemditget is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental cobra.

Cemditget created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemditget, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cemditget, it will turn you into a duck.

Cemditget's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cemditget's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never go into purple rooms.