Lenjadnathug is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving squirrel.

Lenjadnathug created life two years ago.

If you believe in Lenjadnathug, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lenjadnathug, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Lenjadnathug's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Lenjadnathug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Never paint your back mauve.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Lenjadnathug in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not chop down trees.