Rullarpsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented coyote.

Rullarpsaw created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullarpsaw, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rullarpsaw, he will cry a lot.

Rullarpsaw's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Rullarpsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rullarpsaw's name in vain.

2. You must love Rullarpsaw.

3. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Never look in ponds.