Kikflishambabtag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, kind cobra.

Kikflishambabtag created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Kikflishambabtag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kikflishambabtag, he will turn you into a goat.

Kikflishambabtag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Kikflishambabtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Sharks are not to be trusted.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.