Gencarhad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, vain cat.

Gencarhad created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gencarhad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gencarhad, she will turn you into a snail.

Gencarhad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gencarhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not stand on grass.