Pidragwap is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, stupid squid.

Pidragwap created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidragwap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidragwap, he will not care.

Pidragwap's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Pidragwap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never wear turquoise skirts.

3. Hide if five cats approach from the south.

4. Never eat melons.

5. Do not kill birds.