Rappan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful dugong.

Rappan created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rappan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rappan, she will be mildly annoyed.

Rappan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rappan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the west.

2. Never talk about bats.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Run away if seven manatees approach from the north.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.