Fomzimmat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, competent unicorn.

Fomzimmat created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomzimmat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fomzimmat, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fomzimmat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fomzimmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think about spacetime near otters while wearing blue stockings and balancing eight copper spheres on your head.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.