Pagfothon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent gnu.

Pagfothon created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagfothon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pagfothon, it will turn you into a dog.

Pagfothon's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Pagfothon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near pigs while wearing black corsets and balancing three aluminium spheres on your hands.

2. Retreat if five grasshopers approach from the east.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Never hurt hamsters.