Tettibemdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless faun.

Tettibemdiss created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettibemdiss, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tettibemdiss, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tettibemdiss' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tettibemdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near sharks while wearing orange tights and balancing six lead spheres on your hands.

3. Do not hurt porpoises.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.